Recent Movie Reviews


Test - Omgar Test - Omgar

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

For an Alpha, quite good.

I don't know why, but this felt like something straight out of a slick comic book, what with the flash of light and violence.

Short and sweet, which is enough to captivate a majority of the Newgrounds audience. However, you should have just kept this until you had something complete to release because tests aren't often appreciated at all.

One thing: the whole hand raising bit was slow and sloppy, whilst the rest was a bit smoother/quicker.

A fine test, but a full length feature would be nice in the future.


Yazzoooo responds:

Thanks, I aimed for the Comic book "Pow" effect, Well picked up on.

Im workin on sommink bigger now.


South Park goes HP South Park goes HP

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Really great flash.

To be honest, I'm only writing this review because I don't like to see spoilers when I view a tribute to a book I haven't quite finished yet.

This was really funny, and it did a well job of emulating the South Park experience. I really did think I was watching an unreleased South Park episode for a minute. You don't really even have to be a fan of either series to enjoy this flash, but it helps.



Earthquake Girl Earthquake Girl

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

I luv it. Yes, "luv" as opposed to "love".

Very cutesy, but the violence kept it from being so. Nice flabby butt XD. Very stylish, but the only bad thing was the voices... But they weren't taken seriously... I suppose. Nothing bad!! Very good.

I suppose breakdancing penguins will come to your house to thank you especially?


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Recent Game Reviews


How to Make Chainmaille! How to Make Chainmaille!

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Everyone is right, but this is informative.

The score was purely based on how much info I could get, and how common it is to find it. But yeah, this could be found easily on the web, and is pretty useless if you don't have a dragon to slay, or a fortress to lay siege to.

A nice tutorial, but not needed on Newgrounds. This would have been better off as a News page in your profile that no one would have to view. Great info, but next time you should try making an actual animation.



Armies 2 Armies 2

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Up to par with the earlier Civ games.

This was all in all a very fun experience, and is recommended for any fan of the strategy genre who wants to take a break from the over-excessive glamour of retail games. But the previous statement before does not imply that this game does not at all need a physical upgrade. Besides more features and elements
of gameplay which most games get in due time, the only thing that this series
really needs is a free play mode, as a previous user asked.

If you do make a sequel, which some are hoping you will, including I, I'm pretty sure it will take the top spot award instead of the measly sixth or
seventh place it recieved.

P.S. Don't let an idiot like Rombo get you down, especially one who says one of
his favorite flash movies is a undress game. Those kind of people are twats.
You pretty much knew he was lying.



Flash 8 tutorial (PT-BR) Flash 8 tutorial (PT-BR)

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Helpful, but only if the language is your primary.

This is good help, from what I could make out of it. (Since I have a bit over basic comprehension.) A great tutorial for beginners.

Here's the only helpful tip I can give you:
When making a tutorial, or any other flash, it is best that you don't release it in two seperate languages, but rather allow the user to select the language they want to see the flash in. Especially on Newgrounds, because most of us speak English first nature.


Recent Audio Reviews


Through The Eyes of a Child Through The Eyes of a Child

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

One line? One word: BADASS.

Just mindblowing. Epic. This is what I like to call a song that blows your "Balls THROUGH the WALL."
Try shooting for a record label, or keep doing this so I won't have to pay... But this alone is worth any amount of money... Under $20, because I'm poor. I don't know what to say... Damn this is good though. I got a long way to go before I can play this good.

XD
If you cease to amaze me, I'm gonna blow your head up with my mind. I wanna hear more of this, this is what makes the portal one of the most badass places to get music from.


Love-Hate-War responds:

Hahaha, this is one of the most entertaining reviews i've ever recieved. Look out for more man!! Thanks alot :D